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Posted 6h ago by @MamaLinne

Not sure yโ€™all are ready for this planty horror storyโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘น ...

Not sure yโ€™all are ready for this planty horror storyโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘น
I worked Memorial Day, so had a little extra holiday pay burning a hole in my pocket. ๐Ÿ’ธ I decided to use some of it to order a wishlist plant- The โœจโœจ hoya heuschkeliana variegataโœจโœจ ๐Ÿชด
Wellโ€ฆAnywhoโ€ฆ. the flipping mailman put it ON THE GROUND against the GARAGE DOOR behind where we park!!! And my husband backed out and ran over it. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Poor guy was mortified and texted me at work panicking. I finally unpotted today and itโ€™s a mess. But as my dear friend @dreammachine reminded me, hoyas are rock stars of resilience. I dried my tears, repotted the best I could, and have her in a good spot with good soil, humidifier ๐Ÿ’ฆ and grow light ๐Ÿ’ก. Fingers crossed, Hail Marys prayed, prayers sent up that she will hunker down and come soaring back like a phoenix ๐Ÿฆโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ rising from the ashes! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
Do you have any plant horror stories? #thewateringhole #mamalinne #hoya #hoyaddicts #plantfriendsarethebestfriends #HappyPlants #PlantsMakePeopleHappy #GregGang
@MamaLinne โ€œplease donโ€™t leave me!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@IWantThatPlant I love that line too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@MamaLinne deep breaths ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ it will be ok!! They are the bad*sses of the plant world. I picture hoyas with a slight glare, folding their arms, in a figurative sense, and saying, โ€œyeah? So what ๐Ÿ˜’โ€

That plant has been on my wish list for a year, and even though this is a horror story, I think youโ€™ve inspired me to actually go get one, with my Memorial Day weekend ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜…
Oh my ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
As long as it has roots, and even if it doesnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‚ it should be ok. My heusch variegated I got last year grows like a weed and blooms. With mealybugs!
My plant horror story is just: kittens.
@MamaLinne ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ Please donโ€™t leave me!! What a sweetheart ๐Ÿ’ž!! It looks like you did a great job of putting Humpty Dumpty back together again ๐Ÿฅน. Oh I havenโ€™t run one over but Iโ€™ve dropped many a plant ๐Ÿชด ๐Ÿ›˜. And itโ€™s never the cheapest ones ๐Ÿ˜ or the ones we donโ€™t care about that much ๐Ÿซฅ. I ordered a syngonium wendlandii years ago from a shop in Florida. When it arrived i mistook it for an item I needed for a horse show so I put it in the horseโ€™s stall bag. So it went from Florida to San Diego then to Las Vegas before I realized what happened ๐Ÿ™ˆ. Fortunately it survived the hotel stay and the car trip back to San Diego โœˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿ›ป ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿก
@captainstardust omg so cute ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿค—๐Ÿซ 
@captainstardust soooo cute!!! I have an ahole kitty who chews up my plants. Doesnโ€™t eat them. Tears them up to get my attention. Heโ€™s a jerk.
@IWantThatPlant that cracked me up too! Glad I have him appropriately terrified. ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
@DreamMachine yes! HHV twinsies!
@PricklyThumb oh, I love to hear that! (Well not the mealy part)
It did seem pretty sturdy, unlike a lacunosa I got a few weeks ago that had tissue paper roots. ๐Ÿซ 
@captainstardust itโ€™s not their fault! Justice for the kittens!!
Howie has decided the prop heating mat is HIS, of course only after he chews holes in all of the baggies. ๐Ÿซ 
@MariansOasis HAHAHA oh no!!! Thatโ€™s totally something I would do lol!! ๐Ÿคช And, you have just named this plant for meโ€ฆโ€Humpty!โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@PricklyThumb itโ€™s your fault for having plants, tbh ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@MamaLinne Iโ€™ve got a jug of purecrop1 and time off in a week or so. Going to get them all treated. Iโ€™ll get those mealies yet. If I have to have a pest mealies are my pick ๐Ÿ˜‚
@MamaLinne

Oh no dear Deb!
I can imagine how mortified you and your hubby were.

I feel that it in this modern age, because of technology, things move too fast and humans are racing to catch up.

Your mailman probably didn't even think to put your beloved plant newbie by your front door.

When you next see him, I'm sure a gentle reminder will deter future calamities!!!

But... from our very awesome Community, ๐Ÿ‘Œ you've been given ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜„ lots of love and encouragement that there is hope โค๏ธ that your long-awaited Hoya will grow with your loving care!
@CutePolypremum I agree- I hope Iโ€™m calmed down by the time I see him lol!! But youโ€™re right, and thanks for that perspective! I know theyโ€™re worked to the bone and Iโ€™m guessing he thought he was doing the right thing by putting it where we could โ€œsupposedlyโ€ see it. ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Awwwww...
I've learned from experience how the drivers from UPS, FedEx, the mailperson, etc. are often frantic because of the crazy schedules they're on.

If it's wicked hot out, and I'm home, if I can,I make a to go cup filled with ice and water.
They're so appreciative.

During snow and ice season, I let them fend for themselves...lol

Please keep us posted with updates of your Hoya...
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Ohh no! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ I am so sorry! ๐Ÿ˜ž Putting it right behind the cars is terrible! I hope it pulls through, and maybe youโ€™ll just end up with like 4?? I mean that would kinda be a great ending to a not-so-great start?? ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž If it doesnโ€™t for some reason pull through, let me know and I have a couple I can send you some cuttings or something. I hate when great people have terrible things happen and your poor husband Iโ€™m sure heโ€™s a wreck about it; you can tell how much he loves you and knows how much you love these guys ๐Ÿฅฐ