In search of a plant pappy/mammy
Forget sugar daddies I need a plantpappy... if you guys know of any one wanting to be a plant pappy or hell even a plant mammy in exchange for dry vanilla type dad humor and feet pics yall hit me uupppppp lol #happyplants #plantsmakepeoplehappy #plantaddict #planttherapy #plantmafia #plantstash #greggang #krunchytime #WhereThePlantPappysAt #achinforthatbacon #twitchinfromtheitchin #damnineedafixin #EnableMyPlantHabbit #ISOPlantMammy #tradefeetpicsforplantmail
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@MothGoblin all you gotta do is press that zoom and boom.. feet pic. @LatiTish84 lmao shit I heard of a girl sell pics and videos for $500 of JUST her feet in a bowl of some daggum peaches... PEACHES?!?! Biissshhhhhhh I got cans of peaches and pineapples and mandarin oranges for daaayyyyssssssss lemme tell you! I won't even charge that much either AND I'll show a lil ankle just sayin' 🤔🤫💅👀🦶🍑💰💰💰 @TattedHibiscus @WickedValkyrie don't worry if I can even find ONE I'll share with my #SheGregs and if there are any interested id share with the #HeGregs too lol 😁
@HoyaAddict ya see my husband wants thiinngggssss in return for my plant problem and it's allllwwaaayyysss followed by the never ending *dO yOu ReAlLy NeEd AnOtHeR pLaNt* 😑 nonsense. I'm just lookin to send a few snap shots of the footsies in some yams so I can earn them clams and not have to touch talk to and see whomever is supplying the bacon I'm frying, ya feel me? Lol oh God I need sleep . It's 3:30 am and I'm baking cookies and bleaching the floors 😵💫🥴
@KrunchyWrap 🤣 I understand haha. I think my hubby gets worried every time I show him a picture of a mature version of my baby plants 🤣 I’m lucky he has his own Achilles heel though so he can’t really say no If we have the money 💴 sadly we don’t haha. I have to love what I have and hope someone is happy with my toenail clippings for cacti
Y'all are HILARIOUS!!! This ENTIRE thread made my day! @KrunchyWrap don't ever change a hair on your silly head!!! You are an entire riot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣