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Posted 3Y ago by @PoisonIvys

Accidental bonsai Mickey Mouse taro

#HappyPlants #PlantsMakePeopleHappy #PlantAddict #NewGrowth #PropagationStation #evilgenius I did a Thing…. Completely by accident but this little guy is very quickly becoming my favourite plant.

A couple months ago I got hold of 2 Mickey Mouse xanthasoma juveniles, one had 2 growth points and a long enough stem with roots growing in opposite directions on each end. I naturally did the only thing I could and chopped it in half and Ta Daaaa 3 plants!!

However I completely forgot about Bonsai 101…. Because I snipped the stem when the smallest one was barely a green triangle sticking out (if they weren’t bare rooted I wouldn’t have seen the second growth point) so when I snipped it, the plant decided it must be Forever Smol and now I have an accidental bonsai Mickey Mouse xanthasoma the size of a dwarf syngonium πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ€£ how’s that for some #madscientist crazy plant experimenting 😜 sometimes you succeed, sometimes you kill plants experimenting and other times you get something wonderful and completely unexpected 😊

And I shall call him Squishy 😏
10ft to light, indirect
2” pot with drainage
Last watered 3 years ago
Eep! It’s so smol! β€œAnd I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine” 🐟🐠🍣
@RealSimpleMama oh I knew you would get the reference 🀩❀️ and yes it’s absolutely because I say β€œhey there lil guy” when I talk to him πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

So Smol πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜ I love him so much!
@RealSimpleMama forgot to add the pic to my last comment 🀣 this one usually goes with any personal plants I post on fb 🀣
@PoisonIvys oh yes I have a few I keep too! For plants but mostly for my desk at work (sticky kindergartener fingers… this is why we can’t have nice things).
Damnit now I need a plant named Cuzco.
@RealSimpleMama omg the amount of times the kids break something from not listening and I say β€œthis is why we can’t have nice things” 🀣🀣 I also say it when the pets break something or my mother does something clumsy (she’s so bad for it, weekly there’s bandaids required because mum hurt herself)

I use Cuzco because I don’t like to be touched and legit one time someone touched me I automatically came out with β€œyou threw off my groove, man” in petulant child pose and everyone called me Cuzco for about 6 months despite my insistence I’m totally ezma 🀣🀣🀣

I actually nearly called him squeaker πŸ‘€πŸ€£
@PoisonIvys lol! β€œSqueak squeak, squeaker squeakum.”
Smol. 🀏🏻
@PoisonIvys geez poor mom! I hope she’s ok.
Touch is one of my love languages with my partner only, otherwise it depends on if you’re in my circle or not. I’m not a touchy person at all and I teach over 350 kids a week so. Yeah. Lots of hand sanitizer πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ
(Old geezer voice) β€œI threw off the Emperor’s groove!”
@PoisonIvys β€œis that… my… voice?!” 🀣🀣🀣 dear God I love that movie. WRONG LEVER

And I’m totally Patchas wife too - I get all pissed off about things and then β€œI gotta go wash something” 😁

(And also how many times have we done this in comments with kids’ movie quotes?! We need our own hashtag or a damn award or something….)

Ok you crazy Aussie I’m going to bed 😎
@RealSimpleMama ahahahaha wrong lever πŸ‘Œ seriously the greatest movie!!
#weshouldselltickets ? 😜

Sweet dreams!!! Here’s a bedtime thought, an Aussie, Florida Man and t-Rex locked into hunger games. Who wins?
@PoisonIvys bahahaha I adore the hashtag. I’ll make the popcorn!
I mean, my first thought was EVERYBODY WINS but I’m guessing that’s a cop-out kind of answer. πŸ€ͺ
@RealSimpleMama lmao the audience wins?? 🀣 the Aussie is excited to camp for free, Florida man and the t-Rex bond like Buck and Rudy…. What’s rule number one? 🀣🀣
I love mad scientist plant experiments.
Seems like you may have... πŸ‘€..turned him into a flea...a harmless little flea.