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Posted 10M ago by @PricklyThumb

My penis cactus has an alien inside πŸ˜‚ So bizarre how it g...

My penis cactus has an alien inside πŸ˜‚ So bizarre how it grows by just bursting out of the side like that. #PlantsMakePeopleHappy #HappyPlants #CactusClique #PenisCactus #Cactus
3ft to light, direct
4” pot with drainage
Last watered 1 week ago
That’s something I didn’t expect to read today πŸ˜‚ Lovely plant though
I really hope one pops out right next to it @PricklyThumb lol! I've wanted one of these for a long time. A boobie cactus as well.
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I’m sure they have pills for that
Penis Cactus 🀣🀣🀣🀣 sorry
@FairyFly Kourtney, at least Richard is growing something. I can’t seem to make my boobie cactus happy. She does nothing. But hasn’t died so she stays around.
@Peachyhoyas Victoria I had so many things I could have said about Richard but tried to keep it PG πŸ˜‚
Omg that is soooo cool! Why do they call it that though … I would love to know who came up with that name πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ call me immature
@PricklyThumb OHHH I get it!!! A Penis Cactus named Richard!!! 🀣 Sorry I'm slow today. Hahaha!!
@PricklyThumb How do you get Dick out of Richard anyway?? πŸ€”
@PricklyThumb ...You ask nicely...Sorry, I had to. πŸ˜πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@TidyTigerpear ummm do we need to have a birds and bees discussion @TidyTigerpear πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
@princesspitstop bahahhahaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
But really it is a strange way to grow a a little penis πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
@princesspitstop Heidi when I read the first post I thought this sounds like a dirty joke. Then read the second post. I’m old and I’ve not heard that one πŸ˜‚
@PricklyThumb Haha I'm old too lol Believe it or not my 23 year old son told me that joke.πŸ˜‚
I LOVE THIS POST!!! Boobies and Penises omg!!! The penis looks like it’s got a cow udder lmbo. Omg I’m crying from laughing so hard
@SillyPlantGirl Close!! You ask nicely πŸ˜‚πŸ€­
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@FairyFly lol
@Hex_ADHD lmbo!!
@Hex_ADHD OMG I’m laughing so hard! Richard, get your eye off me!
@TheConservator 🀣🀣🀣
So freaking cool!
@TheConservator the birds and the bees 🀣 That discussion belongs in #mossBallerinas
@PricklyThumb lol β€œwell that was a surprise” 😳
@JustCallMeDoll πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
Hahaha. I want to get one.