Posted 3w ago by @jazzyjess

I came across this article this morning....I beg your pardon The New York Times πŸ˜‚ it will never be dead. Long love the #fiddleleaffig #ficusgang #ficus #happyplants #plantsmakepeoplehappy #plantaddict
Wait wait!! What's the new popular plant?!
πŸ˜‚.. I agree with @sarahsalith .. what’s the new popular plant ?
@sarahsalith the Geogenanthus ciliatus took the "best foliage" honor, which yes its gorgeous, and the calathea makoyana is the "best with house plant owners"
Fiddle leaf fig for life πŸ˜‚
Must know what the new popular plant is tho
What are people gonna be like β€œwelp I guess this isn’t trendy! Into the trash! There goes 2 years of watering!πŸ€ͺ”
@PlantyPlanter what's sad is that I'm sure there are non-plant-obsessed aka not normal people out there that would do that!
@jazzyjess thats where Greg comes in to turn everybody and all you friends to the normal side 😈
When I saw their replacement for the fiddle was a geo - I laughed. Not a fan of geo & of all the plants out there, that’s what they chose?
I wish I could ReGreg this
I like the geo but it's no FLF
Maybe if we just plant the geo around the bottom of the FLF... companion plant??.
They picked geogenanthus cuz almost no one know WTF that is. So they sound super-trendy and in-the-know If you’ve heard of it it’s dead πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŒ«. Fashion. Phhht. Birch, please πŸ˜‰
PS I had one in my cart πŸ›’. I’m the Kim Kardashion of trending houseplants. I don’t have a FLF cuz FLF is sooo πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±2020 #GeogenanthusCiliatus or bust
I adore my fiddles, I have a regular and a bambino and I just want more everytime I see them
@PlantyPlanter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Cercestis Mirabilis πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

(Which will be mine after I land this job officially on Tuesday...little treat to myself)
Oh my goodness I'm so over my FLF and it's attitude πŸ™„ definitely a #neveragainplant
Fooey on them. My flfs are happily alive

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