Damn Iβm not even trying to talk Sh*t about this plant - butttt this plant has been in every corner of my childhood and adolescent years. EVERY corner. my dad has propagated the same two house plants since I could remember - the purple passion and golden pothos.
So my daughter asked him if he could make her a βbabyβ one and he gave her a whole ass plant πππ she was soo happy, thrilled and excited to add another plant - and Iβm just staring at the exchange like βnoooot purple rainβ like why didnβt she like the pothos?
but seriously how do I discreetly kill it πππ
#HateThisPlant #NeverAgain #Seriously
So my daughter asked him if he could make her a βbabyβ one and he gave her a whole ass plant πππ she was soo happy, thrilled and excited to add another plant - and Iβm just staring at the exchange like βnoooot purple rainβ like why didnβt she like the pothos?
but seriously how do I discreetly kill it πππ
#HateThisPlant #NeverAgain #Seriously

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@jcPlantProper ππππ omg yes!! Sheβll never know. I just have to have her water it on itβs own βspecial dayβ brilliant!
@Vjunc and for a little extra umph. Put some in a spray bottle. And then tell her it wants some sun ππππ
@jcPlantProper πππ my husband just told her not to listen to me when it comes to βLaLaloopsieβ (she named her) ππ Iβll wait til after Halloween and than salt water/spray it is π
@Vjunc π
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Iβm cracking up
@jcPlantProper ππ
Poor plant haha. I recently bought a starter purple velvet plant and my boyfriend's eye just lit up. He said "My mom had one." His mother passed from Cancer a few summers ago. I later learned from his aunt that when he was little he would gently touch the fuzzy leaves and say "kitty!" So this plant hold pleasant childhood memories for him. But, anyway, advanced condolences to your daughter. Lol.
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