Posted 4M ago by @Vjunc

Damn I’m not even trying to talk Sh*t about this plant - butttt this plant has been in every corner of my childhood and adolescent years. EVERY corner. my dad has propagated the same two house plants since I could remember - the purple passion and golden pothos.

So my daughter asked him if he could make her a β€œbaby” one and he gave her a whole ass plant 😭😭😭 she was soo happy, thrilled and excited to add another plant - and I’m just staring at the exchange like β€œnoooot purple rain” like why didn’t she like the pothos?

but seriously how do I discreetly kill it 😭😭😭
#HateThisPlant #NeverAgain #Seriously
8” pot
Last watered 6 hours ago
Salt water πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«£
@jcPlantProper πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ omg yes!! She’ll never know. I just have to have her water it on it’s own β€œspecial day” brilliant!
@Vjunc and for a little extra umph. Put some in a spray bottle. And then tell her it wants some sun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@jcPlantProper πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my husband just told her not to listen to me when it comes to β€œLaLaloopsie” (she named her) 😭😭 I’ll wait til after Halloween and than salt water/spray it is πŸ˜‚
@Vjunc πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I’m cracking up
@jcPlantProper πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@Annasea damn you really threw in planticide πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we’ll see
@Annasea maybe I’ll just gift it to a neighbor
Poor plant haha. I recently bought a starter purple velvet plant and my boyfriend's eye just lit up. He said "My mom had one." His mother passed from Cancer a few summers ago. I later learned from his aunt that when he was little he would gently touch the fuzzy leaves and say "kitty!" So this plant hold pleasant childhood memories for him. But, anyway, advanced condolences to your daughter. Lol.

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