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Posted 1M ago by @PHILO

Hey plant lovers! Well it’s Sunday, my least favorite da...

Hey plant lovers!

Well it’s Sunday, my least favorite day cause it’s just Monday in disguise, but wait… did I say it’s, SUNDAY?

WELCOME TO THE PLANT RANT THE PLACE TO RANT ABOUT PLANTS! Today’s topic: plants that confuse me or plant things that confuse me.

Ok so alocasia, already confusing but some strange happened yesterday… so I was checking all my plants when I saw Sammy, my silver dragon alocasia who has been dormant SINCE SEPTEMBER. I looked around at him and dusted his leaves for any pests (just in case) and saw the back of his stem was chunky, curious I looked to see what it was, and guess what it was. A NEW LEAF! Ok so I’m very happy about this, but quick question? HOW DID HE GET THAT LEAF? No I don’t live in Australia I live in America, and it’s COLD in Pennsylvania my question is HOW did he do that?

Ok so propagating, love it as a whole, but these days there’s so much propagating propaganda out on the web that say you NEED to do this or your cuttings will die. For example, rooting helpers are just useless. Do they speed up your growth? Maybe. Do they make the chance of a cutting to die off 0%? No! Because as long as you have aerial roots and part of a stem you’re good to go! You don’t need to waist your money on ‘rooting helpers’ you can just get the same thing with scissors and water.

Next ficus trees. Why do they eternally grow upwards! Why do we have to keep training them to be bushy? I swear every time I think the ficus on YouTube videos will be as bushy in real life, cause I no they’ll not! You have to cut it, and then you have two plants you have to deal with! It also releases a sap called ficusin which if swallowed, can cause swelling of the mouth or almost be fatal! So don’t let your pets around your fiddle leaf fig, they could wreak havoc on their life!

If you know philodendron, you know that they need a pole of some sorts, and don’t do that? They double down with fussiness. I can’t tell you HOW MANY CHOPSTICKS I’ve had to use for my philodendron, and I’m calling you out silver, over the summer she ripped herself out of her pot and we had to water prop her! It so far hasn’t been an easy task to do, but we had to push on with it! Silvers never the same, her leaves are curly and she hasn’t grown in 2 months. I’m pretty certain I might be done with having a plant that grows slower than a Hoya kerii.

Well that’s it for today, bye guys!
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I’ve got one Alicia under a grow light 5 feet from an east window, and another right next to the east window. The former has just popped a new leaf in late October. The latter is down to 2 leaves and trying to lose those.

So I guess I’ll be moving the dormant one under a grow light and away from the window!
Most indoor plants don’t go dormant the way outdoor plants do. I notice more of a growth slow down than full dormancy.
Fungas gnats invaded Tradescantia Zebrina, AGAIN. I love the look, but they always fall out of their pots, lose all their bottom leaves if I forgot to water for more than a few days, but I feel bad throwing them away. Farmers markets it is!! (Can’t wait to get rid of most of them lol)
@GrowMyPretties these pestle like fungus gnats are invasive. I’m using mosquito bits in the soil. Hope that helps. Blessings.