How are you still alive??

Burro's Tail

direct_sunlight Direct sunlight
window-distance 4.5ft to light
sunlight-hours 1-3 hrs light
window-orientation South
8.0" pot
pot-drainage Drainage
pot-type Terracotta
soil-type Regular
outdoor-plant Indoor
🎂 Aug 8th
water@4x 23 Waters
snooze@4x 0 Snoozes
🔥 0x Streaks

How are you still alive?? should be watered every 20 days and was last watered on Friday Mar 17th.