It's not a fucking Jade

Sand Rose
direct_sunlight Direct sunlight
window-distance 0.5ft to light
sunlight-hours 3-6 hrs light
window-orientation South
4.5" pot
pot-drainage Drainage
pot-type Glazed clay
soil-type Regular
outdoor-plant Indoor
near-humidifier Near humidifier
🎂 Dec 23rd
water@4x 20 Waters
snooze@4x 1 Snoozes
🔥 2x Streaks

It's not a fucking Jade should be watered every 12 days and was last watered on Friday Sep 23rd.