I’m a fig, apparently

Variegated Creeping Fig
window-distance 3.3ft to light
window-orientation North
2.0" pot
pot-drainage No drainage
pot-type Plastic
soil-type Regular
outdoor-plant Indoor
🎂 Aug 21st
water@4x 10 Waters
snooze@4x 1 Snoozes
🔥 0x Streaks

I’m a fig, apparently should be watered every 9 days and was last watered on Sunday Nov 21st.